I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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