How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
i've created a new STD.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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