I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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