My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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