Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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