"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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