Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
