but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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