Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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