you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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