Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
