i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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