Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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