I have demons in me.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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