If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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