Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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