Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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