I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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