Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Randomize
