The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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