Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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