: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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