I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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