i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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