WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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