Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
