you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
