Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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