you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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