were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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