He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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