i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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