Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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