I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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