like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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