do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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