Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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