so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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