I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Just pee around me
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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