dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
