Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm just crazy horny about you
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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