he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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