Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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