Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She bit a glass in half.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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