I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Randomize
