real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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