She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My life is pants optional.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
