do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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