Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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