Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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