kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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